Conan Busts Jordan Schlansky & His Elitist Espresso Machine – CONAN on TBS

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Jordan bought a fancy $500 Italian espresso machine on the company dime, so Conan is out for revenge.More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the …

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pcb222 says:

lol at the end it said, ‘one cranky fake italian’ on his office sign

Das Shecter says:

is this the first jordan bit?

GhostSniper3081 says:

On behalf of Italy THANK YOU JORDAN for knowing how to use plurals
correctly.

Nik Zutshi says:

I think he’s just very technical and is used to the routine of things so it
appears as though he’s a douche when in actuality he’s just misunderstood
in translation so to speak.

Pedro Palma says:

he is trying not to laugh (jordan) xd

Netgear1725 says:

Jordan Schlansky looks more like the boss to me

david Torres says:

WOW that guys a dick fire him 

Jim Parsons says:

He remind me of me.

Jake W says:

Best thing I’ve seen all day.

eljono1 says:

I LOLED at ” It’s in English, coz this is America…God bless America, you
SOB”

Julia An says:

I think that Jordan has kind of a sense of humor. You can sometimes see him
hiding a small smile when he answers some of Conan’s questions. For
example, 2:02 and 2:36.

Bobby Malone says:

When Conan pulls out the other coffee maker and jokes about the company
making lawn mower blades,, you can see him holding back laughter.

Wais says:

I’ve wanted this fetaure for a very long time, but why is there only one option? I already specify my CC licenses with the works I release, so YouTube expanding the ease of using CC is great. But plenty of my CC-licensed works I will not be able to put into YouTube’s CC system, because I specify something other than CC-BY. If I choose to use your CC-BY option for a video where I intended CC-BY-NC, CC-BY will effectively override the work’s intended license. Thus I can only choose “standard” when I don’t mind others using my work. 🙁

pier j says:

Jordan Schalansky for President ..maybe Vice President 

RoseMantis28 says:

Jordan, LOOK at humans when you talk to them, you’re going to blow your
cover and then you and Tommy Lee Jones will have to flee back to your home
planet and not sell earthlings coffee or Espresso!

Tadic Aleksandar says:

Make more content with Schlansky.. He has the best excuses :)

henry alvarado says:

I would of fired this douche a long as time ago 

Anne Onomus says:

First expression I’ve seen on Jordan’s face.
Lol, why does Conan keep this dude?

Sogazu says:

Now I have no doubt. He’s a Vulcan. just hiding his ears. no big deal.

monotonous says:

god bless america you son of a bitch!

lol love conan

Hector Santillan says:

Lmfao!!!

fack ya says:

he totally act like seth green on buffy, awesome.

Xiansiempre says:

do you realize…that youre from buffalo??

Gaby Galvan says:

I love all the JORDAN SHLANSKY stuff conan does!

Brent Zittel says:

omg these are the best

Braden Young says:

I have never seen someone try to hide how defeated they felt as when Conan
handed Jordan that coffee machine. 

Scott Glassner says:

Jordan just seems to be very smart :/

L Tischmann says:

lmao.. guess they didn’t yet understand about the water… “but it’s a
learning curve”

myfavoritepegasus says:

this guy is a total sociopath, dear god

Adam Allan says:

Jordan must be part Vulcan. He sounds like Spock. 

Peahulk says:

Wow people get wicked mad at Schlanksy. The man makes me bust a nut every
single time he speaks.

_Purplekisses3_ says:

jordan looks like he just want to punch conan in the face lol

Armando Cedillo says:

he’s an actor and does not have AS, he just has a very deadpan style of
acting that fits well with Conan’s comedy.

TimboSlice083 says:

This is so stinking funny. I can only find like 4 of these Jordan videos.
Are there more?! Post a reply please this guy and Conan kill me.

Ryan Watts says:

This is why I love Conan.

SheWantsTheD says:

POOR JORDAN LOL

Ryan J says:

This guys entertaining as hell, conan should feature him more often.

BlizzleCham says:

Though I have heard this guy’s attitude is real, and these skits are real,
I really hope it is not! These skits crack me up! But if this guy is such a
pretentious asshole, why would his office be such a mess..? Oh well still
LMAO

Erik Coleson says:

Jordan Schlansky is the best.

Michelle Lynn says:

Biscotti!

Katie Rose says:

Cause got bless America you son of a bitch hahaha

POPEDALOUDMOUTH says:

that dude was not happy

anthony yipper says:

He reminds me of Spock

Jaygar Gaudard says:

Jordan sounds like an italian Spock

Otty2Hotty says:

I think he’s a scripted character and you can see it best in this video. He
almost breaks character a couple of times because, let’s face it, Conan is
one funny motherlover.

stuff4ever says:

If I were Conan I wouldn’t stay late at work for at least a week.. Yo just
don’t mess with a man’s coffee machine.

MyInspo says:

Unfortunately Conan is perpetuating bullying on some level, since it is
possible that people, especially children and teenagers, could misconstrue
this “bit” as an acceptable mode of conduct. A child easily could
misinterpret this, failing to see it for what it is, objectively: a comedic
sketch. The interpersonal conduct displayed in this skit–belittling
someone because you can get away with it–within the realm of comedy is
amusing. However, outside the realm of comedy it’s hurtful, and just
because it happens in reality, doesn’t make it correct. Having said this,
do I think it’s ethical to broadcast this skit? I’d have to say,
definitively, no.

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